My grade 11 religion teacher told me something very interesting. She said, its going to be really hard for you to find someone who you’ll be compatible with. I found this offensive at first, but as I’ve gotten older I’m finding it very accurate, and know what she meant by it now.

Thank you for giving me a reason to never, ever talk to you again. This is a blessing in disguise. 

Everybody says sex is obscene. The only true obscenity is war.